Saturday - CHURCH BULLETINSI don't know if these are true or not, but they're funny enough it doesn't matter. Supposedly these notes were all culled from church bulletins over the years.Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals."The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King."Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.Found at Quilting with Judy Martin Posted by Ólöf I. Davíðsdóttir 16:43 . . .
