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"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war." "Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims." "Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity, as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of 'kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed'"
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." "You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
"Life is very important to Americans." "The internet is a great way to get on the net."
"Don't use the word 'gay' unless it's an acronym for 'Got Aids Yet'"
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." "Where the hell is Australia anyway?"
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails." - AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian "We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather." - Arab News report "Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber." - Ad in Arizona Republic "Most hotels are already booked solid by people, plus 5,000 journalists." - Bangkok Post "Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline "SUPREME COURT REULES THAT MURDERERS SHALL NOT BE ELECTROCUTED TWICE FOR THE SAME CRIME." - Cleveland Daily News, Headline "Lack of brains hinders research." - Columbus Dispatch, Headline "FOR RENT: CONDOM... ONLY US$650." - Ad in Jakarta Post, should have read Condo "We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce." - A correction notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican." "I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future." "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make." "The future will be better tomorrow." "We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward." "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe." "We're all capablele of mistakes, but i do not cate to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made." "Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." "When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame." "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change." "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." "Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year." "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." "For NASA, space is still a high priority." "Public speaking is very easy." "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
"I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing."
"If you got to castrate your miserable self with a piece of rusty barb wire, do it." "Hear the word of the LORD, America, fag-enablers are worse than the fags themselves, and will be punished in the everlasting lake of fire!" "You telling these miserable, Hell-bound, bath house-wallowing, anal-copulating fags that God loves them!? You have bats in the belfry!" "American Veterans are to blame for the fag takeover of this nation. They have the power in their political lobby to influence the zeitgeist, get the fags out of the military, and back in the closet where they belong!" "Not only is homosexuality a sin, but anyone who supports fags is just as guilty as they are. You are both worthy of death."
"The long-term goal of Christians in politics should be to gain exclusive control over the franchise. Those who refuse to submit publicly to the eternal sanctions of God by submitting to His Church's public marks of the covenant–baptism and holy communion–must be denied citizenship." "This is God's world, not Satan's. Christians are the lawful heirs, not non-Christians."
"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
"I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision." (Sagt um nornatrúarfólk (Wiccans) í hernum) "God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them." "Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." "This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while." "I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
"I've read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents."
"When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data."
"Please provide the date of your death."
"We had lost the fight for the preservation of the white race until God himself intervened in earthly affairs with AIDS to rescue and preserve the white race that he had created.... I praise God all the time for AIDS." "AIDS is a racial disease of Jews and Niggers, and fortunately it is wiping out the queers. I guess God hates queers for several reasons. There is one big reason to be against queers and that is because every time some white boy is seduced by a queer into becoming a queer, means his white bloodline has run out."
"We don't have to protect the environment, the Second Coming is at hand."
"We're fighting against humanism, we're fighting against liberalism...we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today...our battle is with Satan himself." "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharoah's chariotters." "The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc." "AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." "If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."
"They would have us believe that Islam is just as good as Christianity. Christianity was founded by the virgin-born son of God, Jesus Christ. Islam was founded by Muhammad, a demon-possessed pedophile who had 12 wives, the last one of which was a nine-year-old girl."
"The New York Times and Washington Post are both infested with homosexuals themselves. Just about every person down there is a homosexual or lesbian." "All Latins are volatile people. Hence, I was not surprised at the volatile reaction." "Your tax dollars are being used to pay for grade-school classes that teach our children that cannibalism, wife-swapping and murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior." "Homosexuals are weak, morally sick wretches."
"The Media is ruled by Satan. But yet I wonder if many Christians fully understand that. Also, will they believe what the Media says, considering that its aim is to steal, kill, and destroy?" "Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest." "Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it...Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory."
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
"Civilized people – Muslims, Christians, and Jews – all understand that the source of freedom and human dignity is the Creator."
"Nobody has the right to worship on this planet any other God than Jehovah. And therefore the state does not have the responsibility to defend anybody's pseudo-right to worship an idol."
"I'm an old-fashioned woman. Men should take care of women, and if men were taking care of women today, we wouldn't have to vote."
"I want to coin a phrase here, and I don't mind help. What would be the communication version of "ethnic cleansing?" Because that's what in particular the homosexual activists try to do."
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
"Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it." (Sagt í beinni útsendingu í sjónvarpi)
"Our culture is superior. Our culture is superior because our religion is Christianity and that is the truth that makes men free." "There were no politics to polarize us then, to magnify every slight. The "negroes" of Washington had their public schools, restaurants, bars, movie houses, playgrounds and churches; and we had ours." "Rail as they will about 'discrimination,' women are simply not endowed by nature with the same measures of single-minded ambition and the will to succeed in the fiercely competitive world of Western capitalism."
"The Islamic people, the Arabs, were the ones who captured Africans, put them in slavery, and sent them to America as slaves. Why would the people in America want to embrace the religion of slavers." "Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different...More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history." "When lawlessness is abroad in the land, the same thing will happen here that happened in Nazi Germany. Many of those people involved with Adolph Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals – the two things seem to go together." "The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." "You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense, I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist." "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." "[Homosexuals] want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers." "[Planned Parenthood] is teaching kids to fornicate, teaching people to have adultery, every kind of bestiality, homosexuality, lesbianism – everything that the Bible condemns."
"I think that actually AIDS is a guardian. That is I think it was sent, if you would, about forty years ago, to destroy Western civilization unless we change our sexual ways. So it's really a Godsend." "Homosexuality is a crime against humanity." "Causes of homosexuality include: 'sex with animals'" "Unless we get medically lucky, in three or four years, one of the options discussed will be the extermination of homosexuals."
"I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good ...Our goal is a Christian nation. We have a biblical duty, we are called by God to conquer this country. We don't want equal time. We don't want pluralism." "Our goal must be simple. We must have a Christian nation built on God's law, on the ten Commandments. No apologies." "I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like – and if you have babies, you have babies." "When I, or people like me, are running the country, you'd better flee, because we will find you, we will try you, and we'll execute you. I mean every word of it. I will make it part of my mission to see to it that they are tried and executed." (Það má taka fram að sonur Randall Terry's er hommi). "There is going to be war, [and Christians may be called to] take up the sword to overthrow the tyrannical regime that oppresses them."
"Solutions are not the answer." "I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes."
"If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [Gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything!"
Engin mynd. Robert T. Lee. Society for the Practical Establishment of the Ten Commandments. "Raising your children under Americanism or any other principles other than true Christianity is child abuse." "You do not have the right to be wrong, regardless of what any man-made or demonic charter says." "Democracy originated in the mind of a rational being who has the deepest hatred for God." "Do you realize that the only thing that gives democracy existence is sin? The absence of democracy is perfect obedience to god." "The best way to insure the earth is never over populated is for sensible and righteous governments to clear all forms of atheism and heresy."
"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
Engin mynd. Ron Fairley, Giant's broadcaster. "Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is."
"Facts are stupid things."
"Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society." "If you commit a crime, you're guilty." "There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons... use them"
“Let's have some new clichés.” “Tell them to stand closer apart.” “That's our strongest weak point.” “A hospital is no place to be sick.” “I paid too much for it, but it's worth it.” “Our comedies are not to be laughed at.” “A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.” “If I look confused it's because I'm thinking.” “I had a great idea this morning, but I didn't like it.” “It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.” “Never make forecasts, especially about the future.” “For your information, just answer me one question!” “A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.” “Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.” “Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.” “If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.” “Don't pay any attention to the critics — don't even ignore them.” “I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.” “I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead.” “Anyone who would go to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined!” “Why did you name him Sam? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!” “Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.” “If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this business.” “I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say no I like a man who also says no.” “I don't want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs.” “Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.” “True, I've been a long time making up my mind, but now I'm giving you a definite answer. I won't say yes, and I won't say no — but I'm giving you a definite maybe.”
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty." - Budapest Zoo sign "Mattie's Restaurant and Yoghurt Palace, 'An alternative to Good Eating'" - Restaurant Business Card from Decatur, Texas "Danger Slow Men At Work" - Road sign in Brunei "Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27 "Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running." - Warning label on central air conditioning unit "Elephants Please Stay In Your Car." - Safari park sign "Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar." - Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge "After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board." - Sign in a British office. "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." - Sign in Men's clothing store "MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY AT 9 P.M." - Sign outside bowling alley in Lakewood, CO "SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident." - Sign on backseat of Taxi "This Is The Gate Of Heaven, Enter Ye All By This Door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance.) - Sign on church door "We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.)" - Sign on door of repair shop
"You can't just let nature run wild."
“George Bush was not elected by a majority of the voters in the United States, he was appointed by God."
"I really didn't say everything I said." "A nickel ain't worth a dime any more." "It's like deja vu all over again." "Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours." "Predictions are difficult, especially about the future." |
Alan Minter, boxari.
Alicia Silverstone,leikkona.
Ann Coulter, öfga-hægrisinni og höfundur bóka eins og " How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)", "Treason: Liberal Treachery From the Cold War to the War on Terrorism" sem og fleirri.
Barbara Boxer, öldungardeildarþingmaður í Bandaríkjunum.
Bill Clinton, fyrrverandi forseti Bandaríkjanna.
Bob Dole, fyrrum öldungadeildarþingmaður og forsetaframbjóðandi. 
Bob Dornan, þingmaður frá 1977 til 1997.
Britney Spears, poppsöngkona.
Brooke Shields, leikkona.
Carol Malia, fréttaþula hjá BBC.
Charles De Gaulle, fyrrverandi Frakklandsforseti og leiðtogi frönsku andstöðunnar í seinni heimsstyrjöldinni.
Chuck Nevitt, körfuboltamaður.
Dagblöð, fyrisagnir, auglýsingar og því um líkt.
Dan Quayle, varaforseti undir George Bush sr.
Emma Bunton, Baby Spice í stúlknasveitinni Spice Girls.
Fred Phelps, Westboro Baptist Church.
Gary North, Institute for Christian Economics.
George Bush Sr. fyrrverandi forseti Bandaríkjanna.
George W. Bush, forseti Bandaríkjanna.
George Wallace, forsetaframbjóðandi árið 1968. 
Henry Morris, Stofnun rannsókna á sköpunarkenningunni (Adam og Eva).
The IRS 
James Watt, Secretary of the Interior í stjórn Ronalds Reagan. Sem slíkur bar hann ábyrgð á stefnu í umhverfismálum.
Jerry Falwell, vel þekktur prestur í Baptistasöfnuði Bandaríkjanna.
Jerry Vines, Southern Baptist Convention. 
Jesse Helms, fyrrverandi öldungadeildarþingmaður.
Jimmy Swaggart, Jimmy Swaggart Ministries.
Joe Theisman, leikstjóri í Bandarískum fótbolta og íþróttalýsandi.
John Ashcroft, Attorney General.
Joseph Morecraft, hjá Chalcedon Presbyterian kirkju.
Laura Schlessinger, spjallþáttastjórnandi í útvarpi (Dr. Laura), er ekki með neina Doctorsgráðu.
Lee Iacocca, fyrrverandi formaður Chrystler samsteypunnar.
Michael Savage,(rétt nafn Michael Alan Weiner) íhaldssamur spjallþáttastjórnandi í útvarpi.
Pat Buchanan, forsetaframbjóðandi í Bandaríkjunum.
Paul Cameron, sálfræðingur sem hefur ítrekað verið rekin vegna óhlutrægna rannsókna á samkynheigðum.
Randall Terry, kristinn öfgamaður og frambjóðandi Republicana til öldungardeildar fyrir Florida.
Richard M. Nixon, fyrrverandi forseti Bandaríkjanna.
Rick Santorum, öldungadeildarþingmaður fyrir Republicanaflokkinn.
Ron Atkinson, fyrrverandi fótboltamaður og þjálfari.
Ronald Reagan, fyrrverandi forseti Bandaríkjanna.
Rush Limbaugh, entertainer og með útvarpsspjallþátt.
Samuel Goldwyn, kvikmyndaframleiðandi. (Enska var reyndar ekki móðurmál hans en margir telja samt að hann hafi haft rithöfunda að störfum að koma upp með allar þessar vitleysur. Þetta er aðeins brotabrot af því sem til er eftir hann.)
Skilti af ýmsum gerðum. 
Walley Hickle, fyrrverandi fylkisstjóri í Alaska.
William G. Boykin, Lt. General.
Yogi Berra, hafnaboltamaður.