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The following list of attributes has been made possible through the dedicated research of
theologians through the ages, it is by no means complete but does contain the most
prevalent god-attributes known to man. Conflicting attributes seem never to have bothered gods
in the past so our GOD-IN-A-BOX© is no exception, but we do advise not to over-exaggerate
your god's personality since the consequences are potentially cataclysmic.
Available attributes:
(attributes in bold are included by default)
Your god can be:
Abstract
Abusive
Alien
Arrogant
Artificial
Bohemian
Borderline Schizophrenic
Blue
Bored
Celebrity
Communicative
Competitive
Concrete
Condemning
Conservative
Corrupt
Dangerous
Defiant
Delusional
Depraved
Deranged
Despicable
Destructive
Disturbed
Dogmatic
Draconian
Dubious
Envious
Eternal
Evil
Extreme
Female
Fervid
Fierce
Forgetful
Forgiving
Fraudulent
Funny
Generous
Good
Graceful
Greedy
Hateful
Holy
Homicidal
Humorous
Ignorant
Illogical
Imagined
Immoral
Immortal
Immutable
Impatient
Imperfect
Impure
Incomparable
Incomprehensible
Indecisive
Indescribable
Infinite
Inquisitive
Insane
Intolerant
Involved
Ironic
Irritable
Judgmental
Just
Lazy
Liberal
Life-giving
Logical
Loving
Majestic
Male
Malevolent
Mean
Melancholic
Merciful
Militant
Misdirected
Miserable
Musical
Obtrusive
Ominous
Omnipotent
Omnipresent
Omniscient
Paranoid
Patient
Perfect
Perverted
Poor
Prejudiced
Prevailing
Pro-choice
Pro-life
Racist
Real, figuratively speaking
Right
Righteous
Ruthless
Sarcastic
Scary
Schizophrenic
Semi-logical
Sexist
Sinful
Sinister
Sketchy
Soulful
Spirit
Suffering
Supreme
Theoretical
Threatening
Tolerant
Transcendent
Truthful
Twisted
Unconventional
Unforgiving
Unconvincing
Unreal
Vehement
Vile
Vitiated
Violent
Wicked
Wise
Wrathful
Wrong
We are constantly working on developing more attributes to offer for you personal GOD-IN-A-BOX©.